The Captain watches for you

Talking bout your generation

Shaun Micallef says something extremely surreal which is nearly too weird for viewers of Channel Youngfolk

Gen Y says something in a foppish manner highlighting he knows nothing and isn't he so cute because he knows nothing but its okay because he is foppish fop fop fop fop fop. His soapie guest giggles too. giggle giggle giggle. Soap star is happy to be on another show (aside from the logies) and thinks he/ she is on the way to something bigger. Gen y fops. fop fop fop fop fop.

Generation X says something that vaguely highlights his killer level contempt for this thing cvalled humanity, while trying to hide the fact he is really really really trying to win. His guest swallows, hoping that gen X doesn't beat him to death for not trying too hard while all the while wondering if his appearance on this show is the gateway to his career twilighting.

Baby Boomer is wasted in this show. Her guest is usually past it and/or Wendy Harmer.

Shaun Micallef again says something extremely surreal which is beyond the viewers of Channel Youngfolk

Repeat again until ridiculous end of show

The Captain watches for you

Undercover Boss

 Insert one portly middle manager preferably also balding

Scene with concerned/ bemused/ stuffed ironically names co-managers. All with blank pads and useful expressions.

Goes undercover (Read: grows beard and/ or puts on cap)

Does first job

shock! Despite university degree he can't do the simplest of his companies jobs. What! Dumb people have skills? Oh dear!

Gets sacked.

Does second job

Does better and has chat with employee who tells him sob story. Insert possible dead relative into story. Preferably child. sadface

 

Does third job

Meets youngster with a dream determined to work his way to to the top who reminds him of himself and/ or inspirational funny (most probably fat) person who makes him a laugh

Goes back to real life (ie loses hat, and/or has a shave)

Token meeting with co-managers who look interested

Meets coworkers

names a program after one

Gives holiday to another

gives the third ridiculous promotion that eh will ultimately be sacked from

meets all staff (Or the photogenic ones) in a video presentation which wouldn't cope a you tube mention

everyone is happy and all have 'grown'

End show

 Have you bought the Captain a drink for Febfast yet?