Showing posts with label bitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitter. Show all posts

I'm still bitter about....

the fact that when I was working for a UK toy magazine I was all lined up to interview the Spice Girls about their new line of toys then Ginger left and they stopped all interviews. Bitch






I'm still bitter about...

the fact that i am still on the waiting list for the North Seaview Heights boyscouts and have been so for 34 years. Surely they have had a vacancy by now! and will my uniform even fit now? and is there a maximum age to start your dibs and your dobs?

I'm still bitter about....

the grade seven school Headboy elections where I won by a landslide never seen before in Seaview Heights school history but wasn't allowed to win because my whole vote for me speech was standing next to the Headmaster wearing one of these and nodding