Diary from Dullsville

I am spending a few days in the land that time forget ( Perth) and have found myself with a Friday night in Seaview Heights(1) and have decided to visit the local shops and dine. Why not!

Ayudha Thai restaraunt 

• Cuisine: Thai
• Are they kidding? a little
  
• Bae Marie. yes but empty. Design feature?
• Menu photocopied with no obvious bad use of apostrophes
  
• best dish crunch fried chicken
  
• ambiance a great range of pictures, a Buddhist shrine and plastic tables but like a mini food hall
  
• chance for salmonella keep the toilet door open

Koh -i- Noor 

• Cuisine: Indian
• Are they kidding? its Indian although don't tell anyone from India
  
• Bae Marie. No
  
• Menu Printed but overeliance on clipart
  
• best dish Paneeer Jhal Frazi   (only cause it sounds like an Indian rapper)
  
• ambiance like a supermarket with tables
  
• chance for salmonella low but you never know your luck in the suburbs
  

Oriental Sunny 

• Cuisine: uhmmmm...chinese?
• Are they kidding?a little but asuburban Chinese is its own country at the best of times
  
• Bae Marie. Yes.
  
• Menu photocopied and written over with multiple inappropriate apostrophes and spelling mistakes
  
• best dish Dry style beef
  
• ambiance chinese suburban (you've been there. You know you have)
  
• chance for salmonella high to bed ridden

I am now off to deal with my oncoming stomach cramps and the inevitable shut down of my digestion


(1) Name changed for reasons of making it seem better than it is