Things that haven't annoyed me so much this week

Lois the Corpse Flower I appreciate once you hear that Lois the Corpse flower is about to bloom you will immediately stop reading and this blog post will become an unread wasteland, but hey this is important. People need to know. Lois the Corpse Flower is about to bloom!

What is a corpse flower? Amorphophallus titanum, more politely referred to as titan arum or the corpse flower, has gained its celebrity status by having one of the largest, rarest, and smelliest flowers in the world. These flowers can reach heights of 7-10 ft and a diameter of 5-6 ft.

Or simply put the flower from Little Shop of Horrors. Yes. The flower that sings and eats everyone. Rock on! It's time we had an all singing mutant flower eating Americans.

For those who can't get enough of Lois and who obviously want to be first to see our eventual plant overlord in action as it eats the attendants of the Houston National History Museum there's a webcam here

Of course when it opens all hell will break lose and I vote the museum attendant who has been singing to it the first to go. Yes, you heard me, the Museum attendant singing to Loiss

I present

Ode to Lois
Written by Kelsey Williams

Get up extra early, just to see
That totally epic flower that’s taller than you or me
She sits in the Butterfly Center at HMNS
When she blooms you’ll smell her from a half mile radius
Oh, lois. Come on and let your corpse-smell flow-is.
Open up your petals ans show us.
Cuze we’ve been waiting one whole week
Runnin up flights of stairs to get a peek
Of Lois. Come on and let your corpse-smell flow-is.
Tunnin out of words that rhyme with Lois.
La la la la la la la la grow for us.
hurry up and bloom, alright? Or else they’re gonna start a fight
Ciz they’ve been waiting a while in line, to get a glimpse for which they pine
Of everybody’s favorite plant
Thanks for putting up with my rant
And thanks most of all, to Lois!
I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

Oh goody there's a video of her singing. Click here. (Please Lois eat her first, Thanks C.A. Ranty Pants Esq)

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