Can you tell me Mr Taxi Driver why...
- you have a GPS and still get lost?
- every trip to or from the airport has mystery costs?
- you have GPS and you don't use it?
- you try and tip yourself by rounding up?
- you have a GPS but I still have to direct you?
- you don't listen to those directions?
- despite my destination being on the way to your home you won't pick me up if I am last ride of the day?
- you insist on taking a phone call and talking loudly?
- you smell a little on the, how can I put it, funky side?
- your eftpos never seems to work when I want to use a card?
- you stop where ever you want regardless of traffic or road rules?
- you insist on chatting with me when I clearly have nothing to say to you?
- the road rules do not apply to you?
PS the taxi driver on Tuesday who didn't know where Elizabeth st, Sydney was. I will be tipping every taxi I catch for the next month who does know as a protest to your dimness.
PPS Don't be so shit
PPS Don't be so shit
1 comment:
Why do they feel they have the right to past comment as you and your friend get out of a taxi and say which one they think is better looking. "brown is better than blonde" so far...
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