Can you please tell me why people go up (or down) the wrong way on escalators?
- is it because it is there?
- is it because their life has so little adventure that they chose this as its pinnacle?
- shouldn't they go out more or collect something?
- is it a rebellion to the structured order of the shopping center?
- is it really that much fun?
- can you put it on your resume?
- has it moved us forward either culturally, socially or intellectually?
- does it get anyone laid?
- did Karen Luton mean me no harm when she bit me in grade 5?
- is there a secret sect of those who escalator run that meet on quasi-regular occasions and brag about the time they ran up the Prague Underground?
- do they keep minutes at these meetings?
- are the meetings catered and does any of the catered food not come from Subway?
- will it replace Parkour in the list of ridiculous sports?
- or is it really the coming out ceremony for the newly anointed dickhead?
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