Knock on door
Courier enters with a box
Captain Angry Ranty Pants read box
CAPTAIN: That’s not for us
COURIER: It has your name on it?
CAPTAIN: That’s the name of our building but its not for our organisation
COURIER: It says Felicity?
CAPTAIN; I am clearly not Felicity
COURIER: She work here?
CAPTAIN: No. It has on it the address second floor of our building. We are the ground floor
COURIER: You sure?
CAPTAIN: We don’t have a Felicity, we aren’t on the second floor thus it isn’t for us
COURIER; Are you sure?
CAPTAIN: Do you know who it is from?
Courier turns over parcel and helpfully points at label that’s says Plain A4 sheets
COURIER; Maybe them?
Captain realises this isn’t the Courier being funny
CAPTAIN; I cant sign for this. It isn’t for us
COURIER; Can Felicity sign?
Repeat script again from pretty much the start