"Strangely, it tends to be the second class of animals (the Odd) that are more dangerous. The creature that kills the most people each year is the common Wombat. It is nearly as ridiculous as its name, and spends its life digging holes in the ground, in which it hides." Douglas Adams
The wombat. Cute, Cuddly funsters of the animal kingdom or cold,calculating killers?
As the credits begin to roll at the end of every zombie movie you always say...couldn't they see it coming? Well we can people , we can. Wombats, with a closing speed like a cheetah(1), teeth that can rend flesh and a disposition that can turn from zero to bitch in seconds they are are the next clear and present danger for our society. We need to be prepared. The time is now. Have you made your wombat evacuation plan?
- Man-mauling wombat felled by axe
- Wombat combat: danger is their middle name (2)
- The Wombat - Keg of muscle
- NZ man's 'wombat rape' claim
No children were harmed in the writing of this post (3)
(1) Not scientifically proven but we all know its true
(2) I bet you didn't even know they had a middle name
(3) Rare archival footage of a wombat toying with its food source