Snapshots of dipshits

An office


Phone rings

Captain: Hello

Voice: Can I speak to the decison maker please

Captain; You can talk to me

Voice: I am calling about your phone rate

Captain: Are you trying to sell me something?

Voice: No, I am calling about your phone rate

Captain: Do we have our phone system with you already?

Voice: Your line is with Telstra and they let me call

Captain: Are you trying to sell me something?

Voice: Your telephone line is with Telstra and they let me call

Captain: You really do need to answer my question. Are you trying to sell me something?

Voice: silence

Captain: Are you trying to sell me something?

Voice: That question can't be answered with a yes or no

Captain: I think it can be.

Voice: I am calling about your phone rate

Call ends

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