Things that haven't annoyed me so much this week

• Lindsay Lohan goes to prison game Lindsay shouldn’t be the only one to have all the fun in the slammer. Help everyone’s favorite vodka breather find cigarettes in prison while avoiding the other prisoners so she doesn’t get shanked. 

• Ginger and Honey It's a little known fact that the Captain has a deep love for the Australian country side and has spent a long time working in rural Australia when not following his calling to be a grumpy ranter

 Proof of the Captain in the outback. Leonora circa 2001

Writer Steph Convery has been a lucky bitch and traveling across the top of the country and writing  some of the most beautiful prose about the trip and her reactions to it on her blog

• Knitting Cafe I hate knitting and will stab you with the needles if you subject me to any aspect of it but I do love a good themed cafe like the knitting cafe in Newtown, a coffee and a yarn. Seriously its a brilliant idea, if only to keep knitters off the street

• Darth Vader robs a bank

http://gothamist.com/2010/07/22/darth_vader_robs_bank_photos_oh_yes.php

           Brilliant.

and while on the topic of our great Sith leader may I present Darth Vader and Princess Leia aprons. Yes! Aprons.

http://technabob.com/blog/2010/07/21/darth-vader-and-princess-leia-aprons/

Yes. I have ordered my Darth Vader one

• The greatest goal celebration ever