The Captain watches for you

Undercover Boss

 Insert one portly middle manager preferably also balding

Scene with concerned/ bemused/ stuffed ironically names co-managers. All with blank pads and useful expressions.

Goes undercover (Read: grows beard and/ or puts on cap)

Does first job

shock! Despite university degree he can't do the simplest of his companies jobs. What! Dumb people have skills? Oh dear!

Gets sacked.

Does second job

Does better and has chat with employee who tells him sob story. Insert possible dead relative into story. Preferably child. sadface

 

Does third job

Meets youngster with a dream determined to work his way to to the top who reminds him of himself and/ or inspirational funny (most probably fat) person who makes him a laugh

Goes back to real life (ie loses hat, and/or has a shave)

Token meeting with co-managers who look interested

Meets coworkers

names a program after one

Gives holiday to another

gives the third ridiculous promotion that eh will ultimately be sacked from

meets all staff (Or the photogenic ones) in a video presentation which wouldn't cope a you tube mention

everyone is happy and all have 'grown'

End show

 Have you bought the Captain a drink for Febfast yet?